This blog entry explores the world of six girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, and their tales. Well that is the parts I can recall.
J rang in the ole 21 at midnight last night and went out with a bang. Many tequila shots, long islands, and beers allowed her to regress back to her younger years. I think we all know that no one should be responsible for their actions on their twenty first birthdays because all of the free drinks that feed the fire. She has a new year ahead of her but for today its greasy food, water, and movies.
A,E,J, and I ventured to State for a friend a fifth party on Valentine’s Day. The idea behind the title is to be zip tied to a partner and only to be cut free if you finish a fifth between the two of you. We watched two guys finish a fifth in 32 seconds, partners attempt the restroom, and of course witness E’s boyfriend take her down. E’s guy decided to predrink before the zip tie fifth. Needless to say E spent her night trying not to fall while attached and then once released stopping him from climbing trees. At one point I believe she sarcastically retorted, “Happy Valentines Babe!”
On Friday, Hoe 5&6 threw a killer bash. About 75 were in and out and also received the opportunity to watch me lose my mind. Few were unsure how I was still dancing when my eyes were barely open. Don’t remember much, of course I had fun, but I did not appreciate the bed wetter that managed to steal my bed before I got to it and saturated the sheets, gross! But this would have never happen if some crazy drunk girl wouldn’t have busted my lock, thanks a lot.
A had an awesome time at our bash. The booze was flowing and had a visitor stay. She knew she cleaned her room for a reason!
Poor M, had to ease herself into the party. The previous night she was lost in the whiskey sours and unfortunately spent a whole day next to the toilet. But M’s boyfriend took care, she slowly recovered, and had a good time at our party sober, that’s how you know it was a success.
Power to S she can control her alcohol consumption. She had more fun this weekend hanging with her new man who came to visit for the whole weekend that getting intoxicated.
They say your only an alcoholic if you continue your drinking trends after college. We have the rest of our lives to grow up, but for now we can get lost in the sauce. I am going to conclude with a quote from my favorite show sex and the city, “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them.”
This holds true for many.
Brendan Said:
on February 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
If I may offer you some insight from an alternative viewpoint. After reading through your blog’s history, it is clear to me hoe 5 & 6 live a party lifestyle in a complex of apt.’s, liking to Deerfield, Bluegrass, etc. Your opinion of men is a bit lower than I would like it to be, but that just reflects the male company that wanders through your neck of the woods. Broaden your horizons, perhaps? Switch it up one weekend and see what kind of results you get. After all, jungle juice and Busch Light eventually loses its flavor..or lack thereof. Funny blog, though. Cheers.
betsyrau Said:
on February 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
If I was zip tied to someone at a 5th party I am afraid they would end up puked and peed on!